Melonade

Does anyone else think it's insane that we've had triple-digit temps for the week? Mark this down. You know we'll try to use it to impress our grandchildren, and it give it some silly name. The Great Heat of '06. Run from the sun! Don't expose your skin! Hide your ice cubes! (Apparently Loraine will still be kickin' at 100+. And I totally believe it, too. I, on the other hand, cannont imagine myself at 50.) Of course, our grandchildren will probably be living in underground colonies when they're our age because we decimated the planet's surface. Take pictures now, people. Your offspring will want to know what a tree looks like.

Disclaimer: The author of this blog does not actually belive that your grandchildren will be living like ants. The brain-melting heat has merely caused her imagination to run far, far away.