Unfortunate
Thursday, August 25, 2005 by Mel
"You are a bundle of energy, always on the go."
Sure, if "always on the go" means being holed up in a corner booth at the B&N cafe for hours at a time. This was the fortune from my lunch. Of course, I don't believe that any paper shoved inside a crispy cookie can tell me about my future unless that paper is green and has a president on it. Shame on you, fortune cookie, for being neither accurate nor fortunate.
Runner up fortune: "You are admired for your impeccable tastes."
Yeah...I didn't think so, either.
Okay, last chance, cookies. Let's see what #3 holds.
"Your efforts are budding-- results will appear soon."
I'm going to pretend for a moment that I do believe in fortune cookies and that this one applies to the novel. Time for a happy dance.
Enjoy your day.
Sure, if "always on the go" means being holed up in a corner booth at the B&N cafe for hours at a time. This was the fortune from my lunch. Of course, I don't believe that any paper shoved inside a crispy cookie can tell me about my future unless that paper is green and has a president on it. Shame on you, fortune cookie, for being neither accurate nor fortunate.
Runner up fortune: "You are admired for your impeccable tastes."
Yeah...I didn't think so, either.
Okay, last chance, cookies. Let's see what #3 holds.
"Your efforts are budding-- results will appear soon."
I'm going to pretend for a moment that I do believe in fortune cookies and that this one applies to the novel. Time for a happy dance.
Enjoy your day.
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